Not me. I took a Claritin-D yesterday. Had my name registered and all as an allergy medication taker. You see, over the past week my allergies, which began in my 20's, were out of control. Sore throat, sneezing, constant 'ah-hems'. I drew the line at plugged up ears.
No more - allergy. I'm going to buy some drugs to take of you. And I did. And damn, drugs, you have taken care of me, too. I was so lit yesterday that I could have jumped off a bridge. It's a good thing LA doesn't have any water.
So I wonder to myself, who really needs methamphetamine when you can take a Claritin-D?
No comments:
Post a Comment